On Nov 29, 9:53 am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
javawizard wrote in news:197e6b90-d7a2-4839-93ce-
:

A newspaper reporter discovered that 41 commercial airline pilots in
Minnesota have had their car drivers' licenses revoked due to drunken
driving, yet they are still flying jumbo jets. -

Why only 747 drivers?

Urp.

'scuse me.

Bertie

Beer goggles. When they're drunk, the pilots think the 747s look like
Learjets!