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On Nov 29, 9:02 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
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On Nov 29, 7:59 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
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On Nov 29, 9:53 am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
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A newspaper reporter discovered that 41 commercial airline
pilots in Minnesota have had their car drivers' licenses
revoked due to drunken driving, yet they are still flying
jumbo jets. -

Why only 747 drivers?

Urp.

'scuse me.

Bertie

Beer goggles. When they're drunk, the pilots think the 747s
look like Learjets!

And they think A380's look like Claudia Schiffer

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That's a stretch. Even with a huge snootful, I'd say the best you
can get from an A380 is Rosie O'Donnell.

Yeah, it's really pretty unappealing from every angle, isn't it?

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It sorta looks like it has some kind of medical condition.

Yeah. You're right.
Like gout or whatever it was that the elephant man had.


Bertie