Tina wrote in news:c234de9b-cc32-4b29-836c-
:

There is one among us who has repeatedly said he does not drink
alcoholic beverages.

This will explain everything.

Ben Franklin said; in wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words,
we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when
drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling,
filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink
wine and talk stupid, then to drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing
it as a public service.





How do you figure this is off topic?


Bertie