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Old October 25th 03, 03:02 AM
Ed Majden
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1. Smart bomb are very accurate, they generally hit the ground.
2. If you see an EOD Weapons Tech running the prudent thing to do is follow
him.
3. Tracer bullets work in both directions.
4. When setting up a rocket launcher aim it toward the enemy.
5. Don't draw enemy fire, the people near you get annoyed.
6. It is not a good idea to eject over the place you just bombed.
7. A five second fuse often lasts only three seconds.
8. Being a hero means your the only guy that knows your scared.