4 sets of identical twins, 2 gallons of Cool Whip, 5 quarts of
chocolate syrup, 2-1/4 pounds of strawberries, satin sheets, a
magnum of champagne, a trapeze, and a python.
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--Matthew Saroff
Rules to live by:
1) To thine own self be true
2) Don't let your mouth write no checks that your butt can't cash
3) Interference in the time stream is forbidden, do not meddle in causality
Check
http://www.pobox.com/~msaroff, including The Bad Hair Web Page