"Veeduber" wrote
in message ...
Unable to afford a pep band, the gubenatorial hopefuls found enough talent
among their own numbers to come up with a Country & Western heavy metal
string
quartet, prompting a quick PR addendum for the California Governor's
CONCERT
Tour.

The group was astounded when bids for the T-shirt concession rocketed into
the
six-figure bracket.

Probably because they threatened to keep singing and playing unless/until
their T-shirts sold out. =D

Eric