Good one Tom!
I remember judge Latermore asking Eric Mozer to stand up at a
nationals pilots meeting at Uvalde. Eric was wearing sneakers, shorts
and a T-shirt that said, "Sex Instructor". The Judge then pointed out
that the Texas farmers are used to Levies or khaki, but they weren't
ready for the likes of Eric!

Good April fools Tom,
JJ

Bob Backer wrote:
Gee Tom, you guys are way behind the curve. We have had a code at least
that strict at Warner Springs for years. Plus, we require that each
pilot enlist a helper o hold up a 5' square piece of black plastic to
shield the view when peeing next to the trailer.

wrote:
Ridge Soaring Gliderport Dress Code

We began the gliderport 34 years ago. During this time, we have seen a
large variety of apparel worn by glider pilots and crew.

Considering the value of the gliders being flown; the trailers,
equipment and types of vehicles being driven, we believe it is
important for visiting glider pilots to demonstrate the class of
individual represented.

Golf courses require a dress code, and it is fitting for glider pilots
to exhibit similar standards.
We have often been embarrassed by glider pilots attire when we go to
local restaurants in the evening.

Sneakers will no longer be tolerated. Black or Brown leather shoes are
the standard and they must be clean and polished.

Long pants with a crease are required for males. No loud colors or
patterns. Shorts of any kind are not permitted.

Women may wear dresses as long as the hem is at least to the knee.

Shirts shall be long sleeve. No loud colors or patterns. Typical
banned shirts include those with large prints of gliders on the front
or back. Shirts must have a collar.

It is now required for pilots to wear protection while assembling
their gliders to prevent grease stains on their clothing. A single
color apron (blue) is suitable for this purpose.

Thank you for your cooperation.