In article 7%e%j.183762$yE1.118752@attbi_s21,
"Jay Honeck" wrote:


ROTFL! That's as dumb as the guys who -- in the presence of a stuck
microphone clogging the frequency -- announce into the blue that "Someone's
got a stuck mike -- check your mike!" -- as if the offender could hear them.

Once heard an Approach Controller tell a guy with a weak radio "you're
weak and almost unreadable, turn your volume up!".