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**Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]**

"Ken S. Tucker" wrote in news:b0bd33d7-a645-
:

On May 28, 5:57 am, terry wrote:
On May 28, 9:41 pm, Stealth Pilot
wrote:

yeah bull****.

I'm never unsubscribing to these newsgroups. ...ever!
I sit here night after night almost ****ing myself laughing at the
dry
humour.
you guys are the tops for dry humour.

where would you be without idiots to take the **** out of eh?

Whats with you Aussies and taking the **** out of people? bloody
convicts! .
Did you hear about the Englishman who wanted to become an American?
He went to see his doctor to find out how to go about it. "Well" said
the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot
that
can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK"
said
the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be American and I'm prepared
to
take the risk".
The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of
horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the
doctor
said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain
out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"
Terry
PPL from a far away land.

LOL, them guys got some serious scramjet tech
going on, probably best in the world!

Or, if you take out al of the brain and add a cabbage..

Bertie