noname wrote in message ...
American planes are ****!

Yes, but american **** is superior to german crap. American **** is
shat by highly trained throughbreds on a bioengineered pinto bean
diet. Unlike the flat german crap, american **** has a selectable
dial-a-yield stink option. American **** is also characterised by
superior sensor fusion[1] and large stand off range[2].

In fact, if it insn't american ****, its ****!

[1] One whiff and you would think that a stink fusion bomb detonated
up your olfactory sensor
[2] Range improved by the explosive flatulance due to the superior
pinto bean diet.

Shane D. Maudiss wrote:
I think today even the French would beat them...