Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion
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On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:54:05 -0700, Billy Crabs attempted to confuse
the issue further by squeaking:
On Jun 2, 8:52Â*am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
"Maxwell" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...

Hmmm. this has the potential for a rather long thread...

Bertie

So would examination of your childhood.

We could do that.

There used to be this shop on the corner across from my school where
this old fat guy with thick glasses and suspenders sold us pumpkin
seeds and penny candies, and single cigarettes when we got older (
around 9) . I think his name was "Mo".

Now, I gave you an opening for a gay lame as a gift there. Cuz i'm a
givning sort of Bunyip.

Bertie

Since when does pumpkin seeds, candy, and cigarettess make someone
gay?

Since when has relevance meant anything to a homophobe? If Max is one,
Bertie gave him all the opening he needs. If not, then no opening he
could possibly come up with would ever be good enough.


Well, precisely. Maxie is a typicla lamer. He's tried al the usual
stuff. IKYABWAI, gay lames, fatt ass lames. meds lames. But in his
defence, what he lacks in imagination, he more than makes up for in
cluelessness.
For instance, hes been honking on for weeks about forgeries. Of course,
noone is forging him and if they were he could get them toasted, but he
seems to think it;s some sort of slur or something and that the world
will turn against me.

Snort!

But his most endearing trait is I keep him completely up to date on my
MO and my intentions and it only surs him on to new heights!
He'll take this poast, for instance, as a sign that his "campaign" is
working and that he has me on the run..

hey, maybe it has, Maxie, and this is just a lame attempt on my part to
get you to stop bothering me!

Time will tell. Give it a couple of years and see how it pans out, eh?


He's a keeper.

Bertie