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Old July 13th 08, 12:18 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.fllonk,alt.2600
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I think a weird science award is on the cards for you.



Bertie



As for your mother as well.


OK, Okie boi. He who is above taunts about another's

mother.
How
do
you know my mother wasn't killed in a concentration camp,
slowly
and
painfully?

Are you mocking the holocaust?


Bertie

Didn't say anything derogatory about you dear sweet mother
Burtie, just that she deserved a weird science award for

having
to giving birth to a live miscarriage like you


Awww, ait you sweet.

Also notice you didn't deny mocking the holocaust..

My grandpa died in a concentration camp. He got drunk and

fell
out
of
a
gun tower.


Careful, once Maxie has ahold of personal details like that he
won't hesitate to rub salt in your wounds.

It's what he does. He's a hurtful and spiteful kinda guy.

It's his way of "getting even" with the universe for making him

turn
out
the way he did.


As good an explanation as any. I was thinking he'd been pulled

off
the tit too soon.

Bertie

Or left on waaaay too long. Just imagine how *you* would have

turned
out if your "school lunch" had consisted of your mom showing up to
nurse you in front of everybody.

Depends. Primary, secondary or college?

Bertie

You mean you actually would have wanted your mother to breastfeed

you
in
public (or *at all*) at any point beyond the age of 6 months or so?
That's pretty goddamn ****ed up, you know that?


Hey, tits are tits.


Bertie


By that reasoning, you'd be happy to suck on your dad's breasts in
public, too...


Amazing the way your mind works...



Well, maybe not amazing...

And actually, the word "works" may have been a bit of a stretch, too.


Bertie