Lola Stonewall Riot, ye bowlegged jaded groom, four of thy five wits
went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one, ye oozed:

Hail Eris! On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 21:10:20 -1200, Kadaitcha Man ranted and
raved:
Snarky, ye bloodshot carbuncle, thou odoriferous stench, sound
rottenness,
ye sent forth:
On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 19:02:41 -1200, Kadaitcha Man wrote these lies,
denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
obfuscations:
The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt, ye boozy earth, be packing,
Sir Knob, ye mumbled:
On Sun, 31 Aug 2008 17:06:09 -1200, Kadaitcha Man did most oddly
state:
Bertie the Bunyip, ye mud-soaked dunce, hoy doy, what a sweep of
vanity comes this way, ye needled:
Stella Starr wrote...
Shirl wrote:

I'm a woman voter. I couldn't care less that Palin is a woman. I
want someone with the QUALIFICATIONS and experience

(waving hand frantically in air)

Me too!
What she said!

Well, I'm not inclined to vote to continue the current admin's
policies, but it would be nice to have a VP with a nice rack for a
change.

**** me dead. Are you seriously suggesting that Palin might be
classed as being somewhere in the vicinity of remotely attractive? Or
do you just see
a pair of tits with a beehive hairdo and thick-rimmed spectacles?

Oh, c'mon, she's attractive enough.

*BLERCH*

Now this *is* attractive:

http://www.caradvice.com.au/wp-conte.../mondeo003.jpg
http://www.caradvice.com.au/wp-conte.../mondeo001.jpg

A brand new, fully optioned, shiny, metallic-black Ford Mondeo XR5
Turbo with my name on it was loaded onto a container ship in Zeebrugge
early yesterday morning.

You can have Palin. I'll just sit here for three or four weeks hoping
to all **** the ship doesn't sink.

I'd only want her for sex.

Yeah, but you're sick.

No, only a little nauseous. Not even enough for vomit.

VVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM MMMMMMMMMM!!!!

You know, do her once, or maybe all night, then enough is enough.

aside
Ok, who hid the brain bleach?

Uh-oh. I think Maxipad drank it.


Bugger. That's what I was going to do.

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