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Old September 5th 08, 07:08 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,alt.usenet.kooks
Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]
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Default OT:Actual Quotes from OBAMA book

"The Demon of Mockery & Silliness, Chas. E. Pemberton"
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Hail Eris! On Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:20:31 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip sang,
"If I were a Deep One...blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub,
blub, bloody, bloody, blub...", and then randomly typed out:
"Jay Honeck" wrote:

I hate to break this to you, but everyone lies.

And there, ladies and gentlemen, is the true essence of "Mike" -- on
display for all to see.

No, Mike -- everyone DOESN'T lie. Only people like you -- the ones
who do the lying, and defend the liars -- think that "everyone"
lies.


Well, let's just narrow it down to you then..


Actually, everyone lies about sex, anyway. Except me. Did I ever tell
you that I've had sex ten thousand times?


And I believe you!


Bertie