Things to be known before purchasing condoms!
"Mike" nospam @ aol.com wrote in message
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| "Dana M. Hague" wrote in message
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| On Sun, 30 Nov 2008 12:23:55 -0500, "Birdog" wrote:
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| Jeuus Christ! I've seen everything now! Mixture-Check. Flaps - Check.
| Condom - On!
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| Hmmm...
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| NTSB Identification: MIA92FA051 .
| The docket is stored on NTSB microfiche number 46312.
| Accident occurred Monday, December 23, 1991 in RAINBOW LAKE, FL
| Probable Cause Approval Date: 5/5/1993
| Aircraft: PIPER PA-34-200T, registration: N47506
| Injuries: 2 Fatal.
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| THE PRIVATE PILOT AND A PILOT RATED PASSENGER WERE GOING TO PRACTICE
| SIMULATED INSTRUMENT FLIGHT. WITNESSES OBSERVED THE AIRPLANE'S RIGHT
| WING FAIL IN A DIVE AND CRASH. EXAMINATION OF THE WRECKAGE AND BODIES
| REVEALED THAT BOTH OCCUPANTS WERE PARTIALLY CLOTHED AND THE FRONT
| RIGHT SEAT WAS IN THE FULL AFT RECLINING POSITION. NEITHER BODY SHOWED
| EVIDENCE OF SEATBELTS OR SHOULDER HARNESSES BEING WORN. EXAMINATION OF
| THE INDIVIDUALS' CLOTHING REVEALED NO EVIDENCE OF RIPPING OR DISTRESS
| TO THE ZIPPERS AND BELTS.
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| The National Transportation Safety Board determines the probable
| cause(s) of this accident as follows:
| THE PILOT IN COMMAND'S IMPROPER INFLIGHT DECISION TO DIVERT HER
| ATTENTION TO OTHER ACTIVITIES NOT RELATED TO THE CONDUCT OF THE
| FLIGHT. CONTRIBUTING TO THE ACCIDENT WAS THE EXCEEDING OF THE DESIGN
| LIMITS OF THE AIRPLANE LEADING TO A WING FAILURE.
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| Doesn't sound like they were practicing safe sex.
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Doesn't sound like you have a clue.
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