"Gene Stonerly" wrote in message
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I`m a kamikaze pilot and I want to destroy my enemies with my bomb-
filled kamikaze plane.

What do I need to know???

Eat Brussel sprouts and cabbage until you feel sick. Get a lighter with a
long handle. This is were you need patients. Now when everything is ripe go
in the john sit down, when you feel the first big fart coming on stick the
lighter down strike it you are now a kamikaze pilot.