On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 23:19:09 -0500, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah got
double secret probation for writing:

Aratzio wrote:
On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 20:59:03 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
ah got double secret probation for writing:

Aratzio wrote:
On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 06:29:14 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
"Jonathan Hartley" got double secret
probation for writing:

Are we still interested in knowing why the plane crashed? If so, I can tell
you why.


The medium through which it was attempting to fly was too thick to
provide lift.

Cranberry juice?

Dirt

That tears it.

If it were a regular metal plane it would have crumpled.