On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 21:07:00 -0800, Steve Hix wrote:

In article s.com,
ah wrote:

Aratzio wrote:
On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 06:29:14 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
"Jonathan Hartley" got double secret
probation for writing:

Are we still interested in knowing why the plane crashed? If so, I can
tell
you why.


The medium through which it was attempting to fly was too thick to
provide lift.

Cranberry juice?

Guam.

Wrigley's?
--
Bear Bottoms
Private Attorney General