On Jan 2, 7:48�am, Gary Emerson wrote:
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Karl Striedieck wrote:
Out and Return Duo Ridge Running Mission Available in KS Duo

Cost is $1/mile one-way. (Mt Grove $200/Knoxville $450) Adjusted for level
of service requested.

All proceeds will go to the US Team Fund.

Silver Level:

Unlimited whistling by P1

Two 60 second chances at pee tube

Food: Granola bar tossed over shoulder

Gold Level:

GIBS �allowed to stop P1 whistling

Three 60 second chances at pee tube.

Food: Brown bag W/mushy banana and celery

Platinum Level:

Unlimited pee tube use

Food: Proven winner P+J sandwich

Demo of secret KS/SM performance enhancing thigh slapping/screaming
technique

Note: $2.49/Mile if there is any sign of puking with min clean up charge of
$200 US. , irrespective of level of service !

Contact Karl Striedieck at �or 814 237 7996- Hide quoted text -

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