Nyal Let's have a little fun with it.

Right, then!
The carbon thing is too complicated.
Especially in aircraft made from the stuff and even more so if you
don't foot or bungee launch.
Wouldn't it be easier to declare your glider your temple, so soaring
would become a religious activity?
This means you'd pay no income tax, so you too could afford to buy
small businesses like radio and TV networks to support your habit.
Many of us have invoked religious icons in the cockpit before,
usually after hitting turbulence, so we're well on the way!
Heeheeeee.....
Jim

(from my house, great circle)
Airport 6 miles -----
----- Prison 4 miles