BERNIE THE BUNION wrote:
John Ammeter wrote:

The room was standing room only...

There were tears and a few laughs at the stories told.

Did any women stand up and while looking his wife in the eye recount
stories about how they had been publicly called ****s by this fine man.

Any members of this group show up and tell how much they enjoyed being
publicly denigrated by being called galactically stupid.

Any on the Pinkneyville hit list show up to express their appreciation
for the repeated attacks on their yearly fly in by this pompous asshole.

Anybody else here want to add some of their personal recollections of
what Bill was really like.


Those that could, probably won't: recalling that 'de mortuis, nihil nisi
bonum'.
For every offended person who is unforgiving, best to recall that he
finally encountered something more unforgiving - the airplane.

Brian W