"Mitchell Holman" wrote in message
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I remember one of those fly-on-the wall programmes on telly about paras
being trained. They rigged one guy up with a camera and microphone on his
first jump. He did everything perfectly, shouting everything out just as he
had been trained:

"ONE THOUSAND!
TWO THOUSAND!
THREE THOUSAND!
FOUR THOUSAND!
CHECK CANOPY!
THANK **** FOR THAT!!!!"