We're sorry but your MKIV yaw string order shipped the other day, just
seconds after the "Free Air Recreation Trip" promotion ended. We value
all our customers and don't want you disappointed. So in the spirit of
foul play, we'll be more than happy to tell you where to go.

bumper
Customer Relations And Promotions
Bumper Enterprises LLC

Well then, I need to know, when is your next promotion? I'll start
saving my money to make another order!

Um, so where are you going to tell me to go?

Bob
European consumer of quality American Exchange Rete Enhanced Products.