"OXMORON1" wrote...

Try arthritis in that digit! A rural cop threatened to write me up and and
take
me in when he asked for my driver's license the other night in a routine stop.
My doctor has offered to get me an appointment with a hand surgeon to get the
finger permanently set to a less obvious position.

Hmmm... Even Rosie O'Donnell played it up on her show a few years ago when hers
was "stuck up" after losing the fight with her kitchen knife... I didn't see or
hear any outcry in the press or from the courts...