"Grand Mal" wrote in
news:efTtn.839$Z6.139@edtnps82:

When a certain type of person learns that he can crap on the carpet
and no-one can stop him it's best to leave because he WILL crap on the
carpet.

I use to sometimes get the urge to whip it out and **** on the floor in the
middle of my workplace. That would be a very stupid thing to do, but where
the **** do these thoughts come from? You can suggest CIA mind control
rays, but if you tell me it is the devil, I will PLONK you.

-phy