Help me ATT! I don't wanna get my ass beat!

I shot my mouth off and now I'm scared ****less.

Please change my calling plan. I've got caller I.D.,
call forwarding, and rollover minutes. Now, I need
to add BODYGUARD service. I don't care what
it costs!

Sniff, sniff, WAAAAA! WAAAAAA!

Huh? Yeah, I started this whole thing.
Huh? Yeah, I forged his identity and sent death
threats to myself.

But, but...

WAAAAAAA!

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