On May 4, 5:52*pm, Ari the fairy wrote:
Help me ATT! *I don't wanna get my ass beat!

I shot my mouth off and now I'm scared ****less.

Please change my calling plan. I've got caller I.D.,
call forwarding, and rollover minutes. Now, I need
to add BODYGUARD service. I don't care what
it costs!

Sniff, sniff, WAAAAA! *WAAAAAA!

Huh? *Yeah, I started this whole thing.
Huh? *Yeah, I forged his identity and sent death
* * * * * threats to myself.

But, but...

WAAAAAAA!

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Fairy Smellystain

Dear Mr. Smellystain,

We have investigated your complaint and uncovered
hundreds of ignorant e-mails and newsgroup posts which
originate from your IP. Our team has reached the conclusion
that you are a pathetic excuse for a human being, and not only
are we not going to help you, we hope Mark comes down
there (upon your invitation), and pounds your pudgy fat
ass. Stop calling our office you freak.

sincerely,
Jeremy Hudgins,
cust.svce.