DFW should do the enlightened thing. That is, it should open up a huge
bordello by DFW airport and call it: "The DFW Ranch".
DFW is known as the "buckle" of the Bible Belt. That is true. However,
having a large public Bordello by DFW will attract conventions,
decrease crime, increase tax revenues, and give the many "hell and
brimstone" preachers in the area a significant increase in income from
their parishoners, especially women, who view sexuality, especially
male sexuality, as something that should be both oppressed and
channeled into economic and social servitude towards women in the name
of religion and morality.