-Mark- wrote:
I need to get a hold of Emma. I'd saw my legs off to **** her.

If you saw off both your legs then you aren't going to get any thrusting
power! Think, man! THINK!

I will give anyone who contacts me $100,000 for her cell phone, email
address and her dorm room @ Brown. I went to MIT.

I'm so ****ing cool. I mean, Mark recently made 82 thousand dollars in
one day. Did I mention how beautiful all my new porcelin crowns look?
Yeah, just like Hollywood.

I'm convinced my new white smile is playing a part in keeping my new
14 year old girlfriend mesmerized. Or maybe it's just all this
enthusiastic confident energy I'm exuding. What young beauty wouldn't
**** a tall, muscular, rich pilot-musician. On to Emma.

Hell, if I was a beautiful young girl, I'd let me... **** me.

So why don't you go **** yourself, now???

Mark IV