Blah, blah, blah.

"Our current weapons work ...well,... ok... they didn't work. But NEXT year,
we're going to have the BEST weapons IN THE WORLD!"

So, Michael, tell us all how fabulous the tests and exercises went, so we can
compare your squat with what really happened. The "largest military exercise
in 20 years" appears to have been a gigantic flop, but in grand Soviet
tradition, the smoking ruins of the tests are used as 'proof' of success! Cling
to those fantasies with both hands, chum, cuz they are slipping away.