Makes me want to listen again to Arlo Guthrie and "Alice's
Restaurant". His description of rural cops seems to be still
spot-on, even after all these years...

However, it bears remembering that Officer Obie later became one of
Arlo's better friends. He had enough of a sense of humor, or at least
perspective, to play himself in the 1969 movie _Alice's Restaurant_.

I somehow doubt we'd see those sensibilities in the officers of the
Darlington County Sheriff’s Office.