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(QDurham) writes:
Whatever happened to them cranky wolly mammoths? Huh?

Well, some we marched up North & deep-froze as an investment in
Gourmet Foods. Unfortunately, not only did we invent Frozen Mammoth,
we also invented Freezer Burn. You can still obtain some of our stash
from Novaya Zemlya, but to tell you the truth McDonald's is a better
deal. They can't all be winners.

The ones that were left decided that they didn't like Winter Sports
anymore, & took off for what were going to be Sunnier Climes. In the
process, Evolution set in, & the gene for Pachyderm Pattern Baldness
became prominent.

--
Pete Stickney
A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many
bad measures. -- Daniel Webster