On Sunday, February 9, 2014 5:49:50 AM UTC-6, Waveguru wrote:

Never trust a fart!

So said one of my late colleagues. He had a number of stories and sayings concerning his considerable issues with lower bowel (dys)function. He was frequently heard to say: "I was so loose, I could crap through a screen door and not hit the screen". I declined to fly in his Warrior with him.