In article ,
(John S. Shinal) writes:
"Matt Wiser" wrote:
A shame they can't be given any attitude adjustments....

Due to the recent demand, manufacturers are having difficulty
keeping Loon Mallets (aka ClueStick) in stock - especially the larger
sizes such as the #1, #0 and #00. In a pinch, farm tools work.

The Substitute Standard for the Loon Mallet is the Clown Hammer, in
3#, 6#, and 12# calibers. The 16# Clown Hammer may be issued as an
Augmentation, but requires special paperwork.

Meanwhile, we here a SATRE are working on a spot-tunable Orbital Mind
Control Laser, capable of burning through the double-layer foil hats
used to defeat the current systems.

--
Pete Stickney
A Mime is a Terrible Thing