"Jess Lurkin" wrote in message ...

Noooo thankee. About 14 things come to mind when considering entering
Jonah-like into the gut of that beast. Not the least of which is the
higher probability of death-cult moooooslim ass-lifters in the plane and
on the ground below. Yes, that sounds so wayyyysisssss. Still worth
considering.

As far as I know, no American airlines are using A380s. However, Emirates
Airlines has non-stop flights from Dubai to:

– Dallas (DFW)
– Houston (IAH)
– Los Angeles (LAX)
– New York (JFK)
– San Francisco (SFO)

It's just a matter of time before baggage handlers at DXB get their palms
greased...