On Sat, 06 Dec 2003 09:28:43 -0600, RR Urban wrote:

:
:Sorry.
:I'm not the tooth fairy, Red.
:
:I tells it like it is.
:So, proceed at your own risk/peril.
:
:Once last time - corresponding with Zoom is
:fruitless, unless you are kissing ass like Jaun
r have counsel with a penchant to play with a
:loose cannon of his caliber.

There are at least 5 opportunities there for good puns there, but I'm
too sleep deprived to take advantage of them.

Of course you're right, corresponding with Captain Fruitball is like
wrestling with a pig (you both get dirty, and after a while you
realize the pig likes it).

But somehow, he always has new recruits for the Barking Moonbat
Patrol. I guess we shouldn't underestimate the power of human
stupidity.