"Dudley Henriques" wrote in message

"Ed Rasimus" wrote in message
On Tue, 20 Jul 2004 20:50:32 GMT, "Mark"
wrote:


CLINTON AIDE ACCIDENTALLY TAKES 9/11 DOCS, NOTES, JOLLY RANCHERS

Former Clinton Administration National Security Advisor Sandy Berger
admitted 'inadvertantly' stuffing highly classified documents and notes into
his pants, absent-mindedly removing them from the national archives on five
occasions, accidentally mailing them to DNC Chair Terry McAuliffe, who
mistakenly buried them in the World Trade Center excavation site.

According to FBI sources, Berger also stopped off at a Bethesda, MD Chevron
FoodMart, where he inadvertantly stuffed his pants with three bags of Jolly
Ranchers, a 24-pack of Bud Lite, a copy of Maxim magazine, and Listerine
Pocket Mints before driving off without paying for 14 gallons of unleaded
super.

An apologetic Berger said that "my bad," and offered to return several cans
of Bud Lite to the Chevron.