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Michael Pilla wrote:
"Barnyard BOb --" wrote in message
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Then there is BOb, who even admits that he is old! g
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You know you're old when......
AARP solicits you for membership.

That would be age 55.



Barnyard BOb -- 10 year member

Hmmm, AARP solicited me when I turned 50 - guess I'm in the dinosaur
category, or maybe fossil.

Michael Pilla



Bah! AARP solicited me the year I turned TWENTY.

That happened to be the year my father (we share the same first name,
although with different middle names) turned 55, _and_ he moved to
a different town, *AND* I had my own place.