Like my Grandmother said, "honesty is the best policy"....or more probably
translated as,
"when all else fails.......go for it!"
:-) D
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"Dudley Henriques" wrote in message
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My wife would probably do the same. One time, she called me at work and
one of my co-workers answered. He asked, "Is this his wife or his
girlfriend?" She answered, "HE never told me he was married!" The poor
guy wilted.

That's a great comeback. Best comeback I ever saw was in a convenience
store one morning where I go for coffee. It was about 7AM. I went in and
was making my usual brew at the coffee counter. Standing there at the
same time were a bunch of contractor type guys obviously getting their
morning brew on the way to some hard labor job.
In walks this absolutely unbelievable woman wearing a low cut mini dress;
high heels; all made up...I mean she was a 10!
Naturally, all of us couldn't help checking her out. She must have gotten
up on the wrong side of the bed or something because she looked straight
at this one guy who was staring at her with his coffee cup suspended in
mid air not even able to drink it because it would mean looking at the
cup instead of her :-)
Anyway, this guy looked like a motorcycle gang member. He was HUGE;
muscles in his teeth; short sleeve shirt with a pack of Salems wrapped up
in the upper sleeve just over the tattoo.....you get the picture?
She looks straight at him and literally snarls ,
"I sure hope you're getting an eyeful"
Before anyone could react, the big guy answered her in a perfectly
normal, extremely low keyed and very un-hostile voice and said,
"I'm terribly sorry mamm. I didn't mean to be rude. Its just that you are
so incredibly beautiful"
I mean that snarl on her puss instantly turned into the biggest smile I
ever saw. She just turned and walked away with her coffee smiling like a
Cheshire cat while the rest of us idiots silently decided that THIS was
ABSOLUTELY the way to go if this ever happened to us again!!!!!!! :-))
Dudley

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