Ok.. So.. since you are going to have to pay for it..

Pull up in front like everyone else. Let them chock and park you.

And let the line-guys over-torque my nose gear? Or bang the elevator into
an adjacent aircraft?

Or, as has happened to me, put a small, but noticeable (and unexplained)
dent in the leading edge of the wing?

No thanks. I'll park and tie down myself every time.

At another airport.
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"