The problem with soaring in hell is that the Hell Aviation Administration
(HAA) has so much red tape that it is never ok to fly. Even if it was ok to
fly, the flight restrictions are all encompassing. Furthermore, since hell
is one dimensional, there is nowhere to go to.

Although there is lift in most of hell, there must be an equal and opposite
sink. Since the sink has to equal the great lift, it is a very high
velocity negative column that would tear the wings off of any of the craft
that make it there.

But, what do you have to lose at that point?

Colin