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Old January 28th 04, 11:27 PM
carlos
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Hi CJ.

My father was the late Ima Su Kah, ruler of Asia, several Pacific Rim atolls
and an asteroid. He left me his life savings, which I would like to invest
in your company.

Would you be so kind as to open a bank account where I will transfer the
money? You will need, though, to wire me $10,000 so I can bribe the public
officials holding my father's money - which I will, of course, promptly pay
back to you. Actually, I will pay you $20,000 for your kindness.

So book me for 100 hours to start.

Cheers!

"C J Campbell" wrote in message
...
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--
Christopher J. Campbell
World Famous Flight Instructor
Port Orchard, WA


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