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Old March 11th 05, 01:47 AM
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Rob Arndt wrote:
No, Syria first. Let's see a show of hands of how many people here
would like to see Damascus up in smoke?

Rob


We're off on the road to Damascus! Would make a great Bob Hope/Bing
Crosby sequel to the road movies. Story of two imbedded correspondent's
who find adventure, romance, and comedy on the road to Damascus while
searching for the dread WMD's. The dry Wolf Blitzer could reprise the
Bing Crosby role ...and who is funny enough to play Bob Hope?
Geraldo???? Maybe Khadafi could put in a cameo role as a sidekick or a
camel.

No, Tony Blair and George Bush cannot be in the film. That would be too
much ham in one movie. Ok, I guess they could be in one or two scenes
for additional comic relief. They could be running hither and there
turning up stones at random, saying, "Just one more stone and we will
find them."

As a sequel can have the Road to Tehran, then the Road to Pyongyang
(that's a mouthfull)....then the crowning sequel....the Road to Peking!