On Sun, 27 Jul 2008 23:17:59 -0700, sat in thee Comfee
Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
On 27 Jul, 23:09, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote:
On Sun, 27 Jul 2008 11:01:57 -0700, pbowles fixed me with a beady eye,
and foamed wildly:
On 27 Jul, 11:03, The Demon of Mockery wrote:
Hail Eris! Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:

"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54ynmUPZ5c

The time has come to announce the winners of the June 2008 Usenet
Kook Awards. *Envelopes, please!

BOBO AWARD

The winner is...SCOTT "WEREO" LIFSHINE!

Scott "Wereo" Lifshine

*21 votes YES
*01 votes NO

Congratulations, Wereo! *For not only exposing your kookery in a
court of law, but consenting to have your small claim case
televised, you have shown that your kookery knows no bounds when
it comes to publicity. Furthermore, the televising of your time
before the bench and the archiving of that incident on YouTube
means that you have now achieved the bare minimum for the "global
humiliation" standard for this most esteemed award that
alt.usenet.kooks gives out for lifetime achievement in kookery.

Anyone want to give the lowdown on this (or the Youtube link)?

Hang on...Weird, I don't know how it vanished -- might've been a victim
of trimming, in which case, go find the nearest wall for a little
head-bounce.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=l7Gac3AthnY

"Do I have a million dollars yet, or do I have to get a job?" Hehe.
However, are you sure this fellow's for real (and was that trial for
real - televised trials are one thing, but this looked as though it was
lifted straight from a Jerry Springer-style talk show) - he was smirking
a lot as he insisted he was the world's best film producer etc,

That's how he's presented himself on usenet for the past decade or more --
the only poster that matters. If he's not for real, then he's damned
determined to convince people that he is.

VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD

The winner is..."PHOTON DEGRADATION' BY DOUBLE-A!

*"Photon Degradation" by Double-A

*20 votes YES
*00 votes NO

Congratulations, Double-A! *It looks like all the weird science
thrown around alt.astronomy has finally infiltrated your
consciousness. *It was only a matter of time.

"Tired light." Hee-hee!

? Sounds worse than Aggy - where's this to be found? And don't say
alt.astronomy...

That's the only place of which I am aware.

I meant, be more specific.

Heh, I would, but alt.astronomy is SO not my territory. However, Art Deco
is the Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in adota, and he can tell you
all about Double-A(nus), nightbat, Warhol, and the Kook Ship Darla-Pop
(Darla being, possibly, a kibologist trolling the crap out of the
saucerheads, or maybe just a delusional schizophrenic -- allegedly,
though, a beautiful alien captain who will come take away those
saucerheads who believe, one day). Not my territory, but their overseer
has been most diligent in sorting out the frothiest threads for the
entertainment of the imperial court. I've missed a lot of fine detail,
that's all.

DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM

The winner is...JOHN WENTZKY!

*12 votes "Confederate Flag revisionism" by John Wentzky *09
votes "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" by Bloxy/Nukleus *01 votes
Neither of the above

Congratulations, John-Boy! *Your original revisionism about the
Confederate States of America eked out a win over the repeated
reprinting of the most notorious piece of bogus revisionist
history, to say nothing of the mother of all conspiracy theories
(the grandmother being anything involving the Knights Templar),
still extant. *All that was missing was the cry of "The South
Shall Rise Again!" * Yes, it will, but not because of revisionists
like you.

I'd give this one a look too. You really should provide links to the
background of these things for the benefit of interested (read: bored)
bystanders.

That one was alt.abortion. In this .sig, you will find several quotes
from Teh Wentzky, including one from the discussion which led to the
nomination (that'd be the meltdown). He's already won KOTM, but it's
quite likely that he'll win Looney Maroon a number of times before he's
incarcerated for assault, and wins his own Bobo. Incidentally, Bob
Officer has a far more complete archive of Wentzkyisms, and I can assure
you they're all hilarious -- I first encountered him in 2001 or 2002,
thereabouts, and raised quite a lot of foam.

From his meltdown he seems more rabidly hateful than entertaining - the
best bit about Aggy's prejudices is his bizarre efforts to rationalise
them (have you run across him trying to cite Plato in support of his views
on homosexuality yet?) Not at all sure what that red candy stuff was
about.

AFAIK, no one else on Earth besides him has any clue what the significance
of licking the red off candy might be, or how it might be done, for that
matter. But I'll tell you now, Will Ferrell could not improvise such sheer
comic insanity, and Douglas Adams could not have invented it. OK, wouldn't
have, either, but only because of the racism and homophobia.

I did like "This case had no effect on my life, except to affect it
adversely", though.

Well, "Roe vs Wade has zero bearing on my existence", but yeah, that's an
old classic. See this .sig's bottom for another bizarre rant.

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"For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and
air conditioning"

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Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

"Oftentimes people ask me, 'Why is it that you're so focused on helping
the hungry and diseased in strange parts of the world?'" --George W.
Bush, Washington, D.C., April 18, 2008

Things We(TINW) Didn't Need To Know About Icebreaker, #5:
"I expose myself all the time" Message-ID:


"Hey Theophan, I need your help again. Will you please come assist me
again? aggreen is after me again. He has been after me for a year and
counting now. I want you to destroy his character for me. I can't do
it." -- Olympiada: Not too proud to beg for help when it comes to
character assassination, and Mistress of the Bleeding Obvious.
MID:

"I think we have taken care of the net.KKKopping in alt.gothic. Could
all the kookologists trim alt.gothic from their headers and leave us
alone now? It has gone on long enough. I can take care of myself in there
from here on out. Thanks. I know how to fight off trolls now. Thank you
for the education." -- Olympiada thinks she's had an education, and that
means it's time for those nice kookologists to go away and leave her
sandbox alone now, in MID:

"Who booby-traps a dead end? That's just not right." -- Cordelia

Are you the Peter J Ross that I've heard so much about?

Probably. I'm the one who doesn't resort to forgery after losing an
argument.

"You're the one with the extensive brain damage... okay I see. You're
gonna be easily to own them." -- PorchMonkey4Life: Not aware of too many
things. MID: bf7xh.834$hH2.64@trnddc02

At last! See Joxer The Mity Monkey on camera! Watch him freak out!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_WuaENGqz0

"You're just mad that you got tard stomped again fagg0t. You throw
something incredibly lame out there and I ramming it right back down
your throat. And you wonder how I just did what I did to you. You wonder
how I can make something so lame that you tossed out there so gosh darn
amusing when I fling it back at ya.

"Here's the secret: Unlike you, I am *not* retarded. You're tardness
gets in your way every single time, fagboi.

"Are you still crying over your keyboard, c0ckslurper? Is your mouth
wide open and drool falling out. Is your chunky body convulsing as you
think about how you were once again made a fool of? Are yellow boogie
snots running out of your unnaturally large nose down your triple chins?

"Look at what I reduced you too, tard.. I thoroughly enjoy owning and
abusing you.. Thanks for being so tarded and so easy to beat." -- The
PorchMonkey4Life has gone on to re-define red as yellow, black as white,
and being run over by a truck as just a scratch. Message-ID:
kX3Nh.525$vI1.380@trnddc02

"And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly
wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept
private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses
she may be a liar and committer of incest with her own son, in MID:
emailer.net

The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you
have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks

Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:


To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dog****er