Geeesh Bob you got me in stiches here, my sides are sorer from laughing than the butts of your fellow canuks waiting for their health care......birds......Bush's 1-2, I'm dying over here and you got the wifey in stiches too.

But one word of caution, carefull with the "girl cow" cracks, little wifey is quite proud of her uneekcowgirl monaker, and she's an Annie Oakley with her .45 and a Rambo with her AR15!!! She may be tempted to part your hair n give you a Trump doo with a round or two if you keep up that inverted cow crack.

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