wrote:

Besides, even if I were
too fat to fit in my BD-5J (which I am not, not only do I fit fine, I
fit fine with a helmet -and- a parachute), the fact still remains,
you're a victim of your own envy. I'll be happy to send you a free pair
of ear muffs if it pains you to hear Zoom's name over the PA, putz.

What sounds do you make while sitting in it with a helmet and parachute,
airplane or jet? I'd guess airplane...

I'll take a free pair of ear muffs. Finally something useful from
reading your posts...