Santa won't be coming this year. He was intercepted by F-16s for violating
Bravo airspace and failing to report to US customs, and had his ticket
revoked for violating 14 CFR 91.119 pending appeal.

The elves had to hire a top-notch pilot to fly the sleigh off of a very
small roof in Seattle and ferry it back to the North Pole. That's right,
kids, Bob Hoover is the new Santa. Unfortunately, he has retired from
performance and touring.

All this time I could have been naughty! There will be no Arrow II under
my tree this year! :

-c