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Another Almost Annual Christmas Poem... Pirate Santa
by Dave Pincus


They've whittled him down one piece at a time,
'Til whatever is left is not worth a dime.
A patch over one eye and a pegleg to match,
Pirate Santa is certainly not much of a catch.

He hasn't a reindeer,
He hasn't a sled,
Just 8 drunken cows
and a John Deere that is dead.

His ability to fly is much overrated,
As he's heavily armed and heavily sedated,
His friends will all tell you he's dumb as a post,
which means that in Kansas he's still smarter than most.

Pirate Santa's a klutz, he hasn't a hope,
He's got as much brains as soap-on-a-rope.
He still clings to many mystical beliefs,
like the Warrior Princess will one day play for the Chiefs.

Pirate Santa's a real ornary cuss,
who lives with his elves on the prarie,
That toy-thieving, quiche eating Stricker,
That nasty old dairy fairy.

With toys mostly stolen and kids all a'fright,
I heard him exclaim as he lurched out of sight...

"I'm a one-eyed, one-horned, Flying Purple Silage Sipper,
A one-eyed, peg-legged, Flying Purple Silage Sipper,
A one-eyed, sawed-off, Flying Purple Silage Sipper"
And he sure looked strange to me!


Bad Santa! REAL Bad Santa!


Happy Holidays to All!

'Pastor' Dave



copyright 2003


Well, this is not going to be much of a Christmas for my family and me but none
the less, you have brought a big grin to this old scrouge.

Thanks again,


Bob Reed
www.kisbuild.r-a-reed-assoc.com (KIS Builders Site)
KIS Cruiser in progress...Slow but steady progress....

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice,
pull down your pants and Slide on the Ice!"
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