So we hear from the immigrants to the North, or as they are known in the Trump administration "Mexicans with sweaters". It would take just a swipe of the presidential sharpie on a map to annex all of Canada, with really nothing Canada could do but scream "that's not right, eh?"

Hi! Pilot!,

... and thanks for making me fearful Trump has special Apple phones where apps telling him to "Swipe Right To Alter Space and/or Time Everywhere" and he uses his iSharpie to go back to the time when genetics were being designed and change every future generation into orange mopheads.

Yes, we need our sweaters. But, unlike Trump, as global warming floods Earth and pan fries what's dry, for the rest of my short lifetime, all I need do is go to a lighter sweater, and if that fails I move to the Northwest Territories (borders Alaska, you trekked through it to the gold in our Klondike) and put this one back on.

You failed to read my petition to see how to use my new product Shape-off! Sorry eh!" ©️™

As to a Sharpie-Fueled invasion, it is good to see Trump picking on a country bigger than his. He leaves Russia alone even. I'm guessing he used a map outlined in black.

I submit Sharp-off! we will supply beaver pelt gift bags for every single one of your invading Marines and a pemmican-enhanced bag for your Navy. They will need it to get a carrier into the interior.. Thus, they can get back the $1.5 billion the military gave Trump for MORE bricks and mortar blocking Texans from their own land and half their workforce..

So, we gave you clean water from the largest deposits of fresh water in the world. We gave you lumber, we pump oil right to your door. We gave you unfettered access to pillage our gold in the Yukon. And Trump's grandpa cleaned up. Out of 30,000 prospectors only a few hundred made it rich, and they ALL bought their women and booze from Trump. That is the kind of genetic business savvy it takes to be President.

And based on how the USA crushed Germany and Japan into engineering superpowers, the new "State of Canada and Labrador" eagerly awaits the new schools and universities that Trump provided free to Japan and Germany. And you wonder why Trump does not attend WWII anniversaries? To him, being in France to celebrate the start of war in Germany, then Japan, is like attending the NRA Convention at a Nucor mill and celebrating at the discovery of smelting with scrap steel and turning cannons into plowshares. Its like signing up for Trump U. to learn it all from him, then you realize all he taught you was he had already tied up the world's supply of anal acreage.

Has everyone bought stock in Sanford or Newell Brands? Then hedge your bets and invest in me.... one of us is going to hit it big!

....and buy new sailplanes. (I wanted to start AND end on topic for RAS)

Sorry, eh?