On Nov 29, 7:59 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Phil wrote in news:0fe594ca-f613-4488-bba3-
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On Nov 29, 9:53 am, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
javawizard wrote in news:197e6b90-d7a2-4839-93ce-
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A newspaper reporter discovered that 41 commercial airline pilots in
Minnesota have had their car drivers' licenses revoked due to drunken
driving, yet they are still flying jumbo jets. -

Why only 747 drivers?

Urp.

'scuse me.

Bertie

Beer goggles. When they're drunk, the pilots think the 747s look like
Learjets!

And they think A380's look like Claudia Schiffer

Bertie- Hide quoted text -

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That's a stretch. Even with a huge snootful, I'd say the best you can
get from an A380 is Rosie O'Donnell.

Phil